"Keith "Dingo Breath" Garratt"
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"Trevor Wilson" wrote in
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"Keith "Dingo Breath" Garratt"
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Suck up to the Brits, maybe they'll give you some table scraps if
you're good. Atta boy!
**OK. Let's see if you really are an Aussie. Answer the following
questions:
1) Complete this sentence: "Fair suck of the .........."Sav
**Correct. Saveloy, is the full answer, but "Sav" is adequate.
2) What was John Howard's most recent 'backflip'?
Which one trade, Iraq or family payments?
**Nope. I doubt you're an Aussie. Think: Super. I did say "latest backflip".
3) What acting school did Australia's foremost actors (mostly) attend?
National in Sydney
**Nope. NIDA. National Institute for Dramatic Arts.
4) Where is the afor-mentioned acting school?
**Opposite NSW University.
5) What is your favourite (Australian) beer?
I must confess I don't drink, old Tooth's KB
**Ah, Kid's Beer. I won't hold your bad taste against you. Perhaps you're
young. I used to drink it too. I liked the non-slip beer can.
6) Describe the perfect woman.
**You haven't answered this one. It's an easy question. To avoid it,
suggests that you may not be an Aussie. As every Aussie knows, the perfect
woman is:
*Less than 1 metre tall.
*Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
*Has a flat head (for resting your beer on).
*Whose father owns a pub (or a brewery).
7) Who works in Canberra?
WTF question is that? See #2.
**The correct answer, as ALL Australians know is: No one works in Canberra.
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Trevor Wilson
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