Presenting the DeMagic cdp magical magnitism aligner!

http://tinyurl.com/nu5t [sales blah in uk]
http://tinyurl.com/nu5c [customer reviews at iwon.com]

Yeah. And at £10, no-ones going to kick up too much of a fuss when
they work out they've been done. Heck, they might even think their
gear sounds better!