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Don Pearce wrote:
Sure she wasn't just being contrary? When I was about sixteen I was
going out one winter's day, and she called to me to put a jumper on. I
showed her I had one, and she thought about it for a moment and said -
your trousers are too thin.

My (Scots) mum:-

"Would you like some of my homemade bramble jelly or blackcurrant jam with
these freshly made pancakes?"

" The bramble jelly, please, mum"

" And what's wrong with the blackcurrant?"

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